Professor wear. Though I don’t think I could pop that collar without giggling.
From Lynda Barry’s syllabus. Learn from the Best: 10 Course Syllabi by Famous Authors.
I’ve been collecting these things for a year now and finally they’re in one place.
I’m glad to see my beard is very trustworthy.
I want it for my desk at school, and I’ll say to students: “This is what happens to you if you turn in your paper late. Stardust throws your head.”
I’ll bite your bloody kneecaps off…
I have a feeling I’ll be reacting like The Black Knight a week from now.
"I just finished my dissertation."
“What was the topic?”
“It was about the prediction of community college retention rates.”
“What interests you most about community college?”
“Well, a lot of things. But I really think that the community college system is critical to the functioning of our democracy. A democracy depends on the education of its citizenry. And we just don’t have the infrastructure to send everyone to a four year school. So if America’s democracy is going to succeed, it’s going to depend in large part on the health of our community colleges.”
Absolutely, which is why I’m really glad to be working at a Community College.