I’m teaching Josh Neufeld’s AD: New Orleans After The Deluge. My students think that I’m Leo, the zine making Transmetropolitan fan. To make matters worse, I admitted to them that my zodiac sign is a Leo. Now they’re convinced that I survived Katrina, even though I’ve never been to New Orleans. I have to admit, the similarities are disturbing. I’m also exactly the sort of guy who would wear a newsboy cap.