Dave Press

writes nerdy things, celebrates those things as an English teacher, and is the co-founder of the production house ADK MOGUL. He lives in the mountains. Thanks for reading; feel free to leave a message, and please don't ask if he's D(e)Press(e)d.

8.8.12

MARY: Hey Dave, any special ladies in your life?
ME: Yeah, one, she's called Writing and she's delightful because she lets me do whatever I want to her.
KATHY: You seeing anyone?
ME: No, I'm in love with writing, she's way better than any girlfriend I've ever had.
ME: WHO LIKES THEIR OWN COMMENT?! THAT'S WAY BIZARRE.

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