writes nerdy things, celebrates those things as an English teacher, and is the co-founder of the production house ADK MOGUL. He lives in the mountains. Thanks for reading; feel free to leave a message, and please don't ask if he's D(e)Press(e)d.
Found: March 2, 1995, 3 miles outside of Urbana, Illinois. Escaped: November 2012. Can manipulate electronics to escape captivity. The robot appears in the first prologue of THE COLLECTIVE, written by Christopher Irving and this extremely lucky guy.