Colbert’s hilarious opening statement from his Congressional testimony today.
“After all,” he said, “it was the ancient Israelites who built the first food pyramids. But this is America. I don’t want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American, then sliced by a Guatemalan, and served by a Venezuelan in a spa where a Chilean gives me a Brazilian.”
Today in what everyone will be re-blogging all day. As it should be. I’m just doing it to bury my whiny-bitchiness below. Thanks for playing.
Source: cajunboy
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thank you mr. colbert
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Snillingur. Ég myndi hafa meiri áhuga á pólitík ef hún væri alltaf svona skemmtileg :)
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Can Colbert shoot from Congressional hearings more often?
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I love this and am supremely disappointed by the lack of smirks/laughter...the people in...
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